I was just thinking that folks must think I am a total lush...I was before the kids, to be sure. but now, I rarely let it get out of control. Most of my drinking is after bedtime, or on the weekends. I have always preferred spirits to beer, but I am willing to have a good brew every now and then. The problem with beer is that the good stuff makes you fat, farty and a pee factory. None of those things are attractive to me, so whiskey it is and shall be forevermore...I want to talk about the drunk humper today. I know some people who never have sex unless they have been drinking, or smokin' the reefer. I am not preachy, and I don't care how much you use these crutches, but this is no way to truly become any good for your partner. If you can't have amazing, earthshaking sex stone-cold sober at like, 2 in the afternoon (unless you are dating a vampire) then there is a serious problem. I have dated guys who are so intoxicating to me that all they have to do is walk in the room and I am moist and mushy...sometimes all I have to hear is their voice. If you are truly compatible with someone, they should always be able to push your buttons, both metaphorically and literally! This goes for long-term relationships too, I have been with the same man for a long time (11 years) and everyday is not a hedonistic orgy...but when it is...mmm, yummy. Also, he makes me all hot and bothered when I least expect it. I sincerely hope he still feels the same about me...wait, I am ME after all, of course he wants me...Now lastly, men...don't get stupid-drunk and try to fuck like you are king of the world...it sucks so badly and us women-folk are just humoring your ego by pretending to have and orgasm, if you even give a shit you selfish, rutting pig!
So.... Hello Kitty breifs? That's why I wear boxers.
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