In my great effort to avoid getting shit done in a timely manner, I found out an amazing thing. Are you ready? Alexander Skarsgard, whom I love and obsess over as Eric Northman on True Blood, was also in one of the greatest movies ever made, Zoolander. He played the male model Meekus, who was tragically killed in a freak, gasoline fight accident...this changes everything you know...I have always loved the dark and mysterious variety of man. I was always a sucker for those puppy-dog brown eyes. But what gives me the right to discriminate? from now on, I am setting my fangs on more impressive merits...That man...holy crapoly. He's 6'4, from Stockholm, 33 years old...yum. Do you think that he will be impressed that I did a huge report on Sweden in high school...I got an A...? I shop at Ikea a lot...I quote Zoolander several times a week...I like snow and pale people...Swedish meatballs with ligonberry jelly is awesome...this is going to take a little more work on my part to truly obsess properly, I need to find more of his Swedish movies and shit like that. In the meantime, I will be wishing I was the one to suck those silver bullets out of his chest...
In my great effort to avoid getting shit done in a timely manner, I found out an amazing thing. Are you ready? Alexander Skarsgard, whom I love and obsess over as Eric Northman on True Blood, was also in one of the greatest movies ever made, Zoolander. He played the male model Meekus, who was tragically killed in a freak, gasoline fight accident...this changes everything you know...I have always loved the dark and mysterious variety of man. I was always a sucker for those puppy-dog brown eyes. But what gives me the right to discriminate? from now on, I am setting my fangs on more impressive merits...That man...holy crapoly. He's 6'4, from Stockholm, 33 years old...yum. Do you think that he will be impressed that I did a huge report on Sweden in high school...I got an A...? I shop at Ikea a lot...I quote Zoolander several times a week...I like snow and pale people...Swedish meatballs with ligonberry jelly is awesome...this is going to take a little more work on my part to truly obsess properly, I need to find more of his Swedish movies and shit like that. In the meantime, I will be wishing I was the one to suck those silver bullets out of his chest...
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