Wednesday, September 9, 2009

GYM-TASTIC

ugh...my gym has no hot boys. they are probably there on the weekends, or at night when I am at home being mom. I go in the mornings when I drop my kids off at school, there are more hot chicks than anything! I am restless and get bored easily, it would be so much nicer if there was some eye-candy...the men there are all over fifty. some of them look like they are going to drop dead at any moment. some are in better shape than me...just too old!
after the gym I went to Target, got my venti iced non-fat latte with two sweet and lows, and got soooo excited 'cause they are putting out Halloween stuff! woo hoo! I am old-school spooky and had to reign my crazy-head in before I went totally broke, I got a giant bag o' candy corn (Brach's only!) and a Skeleanimals coffin-shaped candy tin, its a start!
now, I am putting off the boring crap I have to do (grocery store) and whishing there was extra money for a bottle o' Beam...you know, for after the kids bedtime! Maybe I can get my man liquered up enough to fuck with wild abandon...wait, tonight is back to school night...well, there's always tomorrow!

1 comment:

  1. exactly the opposite on base, we have a million swole up dudes and some old korean ladys. The weekends is a differant story, the hot girls come out of the woodwork. Makes me glad I wear lose gym shorts.

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