Today's topic is the penis. Every dude I have ever known is preoccupied in their own junk issues. When you first start humping someone new, they love to talk about it, the size, shape, direction, girth...hell even the pube-length- to-junk ratio! I believe this is done because all these guys want is some feedback. They seem to want a comforting, loving comment about their gift from god and how it worked for me personally...Guys, the phallic organ is like a nice rack o' boobs, no matter the shape, size or color, as long as you know what you're doing then its fucking great! I have had terrible, terrible sex with the biggest penis I have ever seen, because the guy was a drunken fool and an asshole. It got better, but the point is the effort you put in! (hee hee)I am also a fan of the sexy toys. If you can reach an orgasm with one of those ( I want the Hello Kitty one) then you can get off with your man, or woman...You should know your body before having unreasonable expectations from any sexual partner, and you should always ask for want you want. I know its a bummer, but most folks are not mind readers in bed, you gots to speak your mind, or shout it from the roof tops..."I NEED MORE FOREPLAY!!" "PLEASE PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY BUTT!!" "BITE HARDER!!" you get the idea...and people, complement your lover! you don't have to be graphic if that's not your thing but just telling a guy that they made you get off is a big deal, everyone loves a little positive feedback. and remember guys we love your penis, just learn how to use it! now somebody pour me a shot...
Today's topic is the penis. Every dude I have ever known is preoccupied in their own junk issues. When you first start humping someone new, they love to talk about it, the size, shape, direction, girth...hell even the pube-length- to-junk ratio! I believe this is done because all these guys want is some feedback. They seem to want a comforting, loving comment about their gift from god and how it worked for me personally...Guys, the phallic organ is like a nice rack o' boobs, no matter the shape, size or color, as long as you know what you're doing then its fucking great! I have had terrible, terrible sex with the biggest penis I have ever seen, because the guy was a drunken fool and an asshole. It got better, but the point is the effort you put in! (hee hee)I am also a fan of the sexy toys. If you can reach an orgasm with one of those ( I want the Hello Kitty one) then you can get off with your man, or woman...You should know your body before having unreasonable expectations from any sexual partner, and you should always ask for want you want. I know its a bummer, but most folks are not mind readers in bed, you gots to speak your mind, or shout it from the roof tops..."I NEED MORE FOREPLAY!!" "PLEASE PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY BUTT!!" "BITE HARDER!!" you get the idea...and people, complement your lover! you don't have to be graphic if that's not your thing but just telling a guy that they made you get off is a big deal, everyone loves a little positive feedback. and remember guys we love your penis, just learn how to use it! now somebody pour me a shot...
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