I hope everyone had a good St. Patrick's Day. I am not Irish. I did not wear green. I worked all day, got one pinch. I lived and bar tended in Savannah, Ga for many years. If you don't already know, it's a huge St.Patty's party down there...I've had a lifetimes worth. I would, however, like to thank the Irish for their whiskey, beer and hot men with cute accents.
Now...moving on to my latest obsession: I bought '500 Days of Summer' a few weeks ago at Target because Entertainment Weekly gave it an 'A' a million years ago when it first came out. I love Zooey Deschanel, always have. I knew Joseph Gordon-Levitt was a child actor that went legit-indie films, plays...I did not know that I would develop an obsession with the man! I have watched that movie like, 10-20 times since I bought it...worse than my 3 year old on a 'My Little Pony' binge...I feel sick when I go too long without him. I love every expression he makes. I love the way his eyes go all squinty when he smiles. I felt super-psycho when I googled him and found out he went to Columbia University. I love New York! He speaks French. I took French for years! I love all things French...food, wine, art, cool accents...
We both love poetry. I wonder how he feels about the classics...would he understand my love of ancient Greece? Would he want to talk about it for hours?
See what happens when I don't have sex? I become the 9th grade version of myself. So lame.
I wonder what he likes to drink..does he like sushi? children?
I love Zooey just as much, but she's married to Ben Gibbard of 'Death Cab for Cutie/Postal Service' fame. I could always fantasize abut being in a Zooey-Ben sammich...
I want everyone to go and watch '500 Days of Summer'. Let me know if you love it. If you don't, that's cool, but why not?
I believe I will drift off to sleep tonight dreaming of a long, wet lick up that boys hip-bone.
Joe? Are you out there? Lets talk poetry over a drink sometime...oui? non?
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