Oh poverty! You bring out the worst in us all! There has been an opening at my job, which means someone got fired. In this case, the poor slob deserved it...maybe she would do better in the fast-food racket. In the high-class world of hourly wage retail, you can't wear that hideous 'slipknot' hoodie to work on a daily basis. This position that everyone wants is like one I had at 19, but here I am, so desperate to get this raise that I have done everything but lick peoples shoes for it. My pride has been replaced painful humiliation! I am so over-qualified that I almost wish I were a bigger loser, in order to seem MORE pathetic!
Ugh. New topic. I also have not gotten any in forever, which is making me crazy and depressed. I have also noticed that guys seem to constantly hit on me when I am in this weakened state. Hello? God? Is this one of those will power tests? The boys in this town are gross, but the Internet boys have never looked finer! Maybe its my new glasses...gives me the whole 'I'm naughty and nice' vibe...
Well, reading this over I am assured that my blog has absolutely no point...as always.
saving the good whiskey to drink this weekend...
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